Post by Gabiel Cade on Apr 2, 2011 3:46:18 GMT -5
I was on the Neutrals tribe. Some stuff happened and we won a bunch but then we didnt win so we went to TC and Boo died. Everyone killed him except for me. I threw my vote onto Kelly because bitch needs votes against. So far my plan for this game is to vote with my allies and out out people I don't like.
That is my very informative first confessional.
OK, full details later, but I think I'm done withholding anything relevant from you, maybe.
Basic plot summarry:
I really came into this game with no one. I know Dreamz and I like Boo, but they weren't really concrete I WILL ALIGN TO THE DEATH WITH THESE PEOPLE allies coming in. I wanted a fresher start.
At first on the Heroes Tribe I was worried about being an odd one out and so i hoped that i could latch onto Benry's superstar coattails and ride with him and Chase for a while so I pitched a cease fire wth Ben and he accepted. I originally didnt plan to stay true to that arrangement... it was more so I wouldn't be slaughtered first. Benry is a threat and SHOULD be eliminated unless I want to take him to the end with me. It wouldnt be the end of the world if I did, honestly. He was pretty shitty at ftc in Capri, his social and strategic prowess were definitely NOT what granted him that seat in finals and it was only Earl's extreme douchebaggery that granted him the win. Golden Boy wasn't someone I LIKED enough to want an end deal with so there was always a plan to stab him in the back later, but honestly after the cease fire was signed I no longer felt like destrorying Ben Henry's dreams.
But we swapped tribes and for a while the Neutrals were fine. We won the first challenge. Lost Heidi to the echallenge, but it happens. Won again, no issues.
During this time I started talking with Chase and with Ozzy, though I always had Boo chattering on and on in my ear about all his biggest plans and schemes and about what X and Y said about this and that. I pretty much knew then that he was either going to go on a regimen of Ritalin or he was going to get blindsided pretty quickly.
We lost and of course it came true. I think I could have gotten the vote to be for Kelly (useless) but of COURSE Boo and Ozz have to be difficult. We cant vote for Kelly; we're alligned with Kelly! Oh. Well oops then. We're splitting the vote 3 ways now, Sandra Chase and those two will vote together and it'll tie and... etc etc anyone with a brain gets that plan because everyone with an ear knows Chase has the idol. He's TERRIBLE at keeping secrets. GJ CHASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Boo drags me into a chat called "idolplan" and I immediately hate my life and want everyone to die. Here they basically go over the same plan and talk about why Kelly is Important and how we NEED KELLY TO HAVE PARVATI. Because Parvati is, of course, THE KEY TO TAKING DOWN BENRY.
I don't know if I mentioned this but Benry has a massive pregame alliance or something? A massive counter-ARMY was formed to take care of the problem and apparently Parvati Shallow is so super special that shes the only person who can pull it off.
Survivor is about numbers and trust, voting and lying. Parvati isnt vital. Parvati is a number. Parvati isnt even on Benry's tribe. Parvati is not vital to procuring numbers. The biggest mistake is thinking that your blindside job cannot be handled by a monkey with a pen and a parchment and common interest. Anyone can take over for anyone else at any time, if they needed to and had the motivation.
But seriously, its not "We can't get rid of Kelly; she is a solid number" its GABE YOU ARENT THINKING LONG TERM HERE, BUDDY! IF WE VOTE OUT KELLY PARVATI IS GONNA BE SUPER DUPER PISSED AND THEN SHE WONT HELP US KILL BENRY!!!!!!! THEN WHAT WILL WE DO?
IfParvati wants Benry to go the bitch can suck it the hell up and help boot Benry. This is not about toe-dancing, keeping one bitch happy so she'll sprinkle fairy dust on you andteach you to fight crime. You owe some girl on other tribe the favor of protecting her BFFL in exchange for future services. Good Job, Ozz. Great work, Boo. You are both being played.
So I keep up my "Kelly is a useless bitch let's kill her" charade, because seriously fuck Parvati, and IDOLPLAN goes dead silent for 15 minutes before Boo IMs me with
Oh OK fuck you too, Boo.
It's always nice when you get left out of the conversation about how you are a CHILD that needs to be led by the hand and told where to vote because you JUST DONT SEE THE BIG PICTURE.
Boo leaves the chat.
And thus ends Part one of my first real confessional: Dr. Gabiel Cade: OR How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Boot The Boo!
I'm extremely sleep deprived right now!
Thus why this is mostly just awkward rambling. BUT ISN'T RAMBLING FUN? 
WHO AM I ALLIGNED WITH? WHAT AM I UP TO? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? ALL THESE ANSWERS AND MORE WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT
That is my very informative first confessional.
OK, full details later, but I think I'm done withholding anything relevant from you, maybe.
Basic plot summarry:
I really came into this game with no one. I know Dreamz and I like Boo, but they weren't really concrete I WILL ALIGN TO THE DEATH WITH THESE PEOPLE allies coming in. I wanted a fresher start.
At first on the Heroes Tribe I was worried about being an odd one out and so i hoped that i could latch onto Benry's superstar coattails and ride with him and Chase for a while so I pitched a cease fire wth Ben and he accepted. I originally didnt plan to stay true to that arrangement... it was more so I wouldn't be slaughtered first. Benry is a threat and SHOULD be eliminated unless I want to take him to the end with me. It wouldnt be the end of the world if I did, honestly. He was pretty shitty at ftc in Capri, his social and strategic prowess were definitely NOT what granted him that seat in finals and it was only Earl's extreme douchebaggery that granted him the win. Golden Boy wasn't someone I LIKED enough to want an end deal with so there was always a plan to stab him in the back later, but honestly after the cease fire was signed I no longer felt like destrorying Ben Henry's dreams.
But we swapped tribes and for a while the Neutrals were fine. We won the first challenge. Lost Heidi to the echallenge, but it happens. Won again, no issues.
During this time I started talking with Chase and with Ozzy, though I always had Boo chattering on and on in my ear about all his biggest plans and schemes and about what X and Y said about this and that. I pretty much knew then that he was either going to go on a regimen of Ritalin or he was going to get blindsided pretty quickly.
We lost and of course it came true. I think I could have gotten the vote to be for Kelly (useless) but of COURSE Boo and Ozz have to be difficult. We cant vote for Kelly; we're alligned with Kelly! Oh. Well oops then. We're splitting the vote 3 ways now, Sandra Chase and those two will vote together and it'll tie and... etc etc anyone with a brain gets that plan because everyone with an ear knows Chase has the idol. He's TERRIBLE at keeping secrets. GJ CHASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Boo drags me into a chat called "idolplan" and I immediately hate my life and want everyone to die. Here they basically go over the same plan and talk about why Kelly is Important and how we NEED KELLY TO HAVE PARVATI. Because Parvati is, of course, THE KEY TO TAKING DOWN BENRY.
I don't know if I mentioned this but Benry has a massive pregame alliance or something? A massive counter-ARMY was formed to take care of the problem and apparently Parvati Shallow is so super special that shes the only person who can pull it off.
Survivor is about numbers and trust, voting and lying. Parvati isnt vital. Parvati is a number. Parvati isnt even on Benry's tribe. Parvati is not vital to procuring numbers. The biggest mistake is thinking that your blindside job cannot be handled by a monkey with a pen and a parchment and common interest. Anyone can take over for anyone else at any time, if they needed to and had the motivation.
But seriously, its not "We can't get rid of Kelly; she is a solid number" its GABE YOU ARENT THINKING LONG TERM HERE, BUDDY! IF WE VOTE OUT KELLY PARVATI IS GONNA BE SUPER DUPER PISSED AND THEN SHE WONT HELP US KILL BENRY!!!!!!! THEN WHAT WILL WE DO?
IfParvati wants Benry to go the bitch can suck it the hell up and help boot Benry. This is not about toe-dancing, keeping one bitch happy so she'll sprinkle fairy dust on you andteach you to fight crime. You owe some girl on other tribe the favor of protecting her BFFL in exchange for future services. Good Job, Ozz. Great work, Boo. You are both being played.
So I keep up my "Kelly is a useless bitch let's kill her" charade, because seriously fuck Parvati, and IDOLPLAN goes dead silent for 15 minutes before Boo IMs me with
babyxbearxboo (11:40:39 PM): Talk to Ozzy. He'll tell you what to do.
gabielcade (11:40:47 PM): ok
babyxbearxboo (11:41:19 PM): You and him will vote Sandra. I'm voting Chase with Kelly.
babyxbearxboo (11:41:22 PM): I'm gonna go.
babyxbearxboo signed off at 11:44:38 PM
Oh OK fuck you too, Boo.
It's always nice when you get left out of the conversation about how you are a CHILD that needs to be led by the hand and told where to vote because you JUST DONT SEE THE BIG PICTURE.
Boo leaves the chat.
And thus ends Part one of my first real confessional: Dr. Gabiel Cade: OR How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Boot The Boo!
I'm extremely sleep deprived right now!
Thus why this is mostly just awkward rambling. BUT ISN'T RAMBLING FUN? 
WHO AM I ALLIGNED WITH? WHAT AM I UP TO? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? ALL THESE ANSWERS AND MORE WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT
